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I think someone better explain the difference to the Huffington Post between Correlation and causation.  I’m no McCain fan, but that’s a pretty serious charge.

I was just thinking that evolution is fairly inefficient because otherwise,  I should be able to crush a bowling ball with my jaw by now.  But, then again, if it were too efficient, everything else on the planet would have died out.  So it’s a win-lose situation.
Maury: “Now, Science, you say your 3 month old […]

An interesting topic has come up in the House of Representatives; Offshore Drilling.  In the midst of mind-boggling high prices, America begged for a scapegoat, and the conservative talk show hosts were more than willing to oblige.  The problem is that we don’t drill enough off of the US coasts!  Forget the fact that refineries […]

Fox News Front Page.
Just wow.

Also awesome: While I was in Nebraska I saw a license plate that I’m fairly certain wasn’t custom, but still read
“OMG 486″

Sometimes I really hate Congress. If you don’t already know how little Congress works, you should check Uncle Jay’s explanation of it, he does a good job.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/26b0d09397
Anyway, even though they work so little, we still only hear about 1 bill per month. Surely, they can do more than that. Well, a while […]

Generally I refrain from just straight up talking about what I did during a certain day, but I like to mention things that happen that are in someway intriguing or distasteful. So, I woke up early and drove to KC with Adam and his fianceé Rachael. He managed to convince her that the […]

 I kind of realized that the Hubble space telescope is more than likely some sort of device to ward off alien invasions.  It emits a high pitched squeal that keeps away Neptunians and certain birds.
Go here. 
Ryan and I got in an argument and about software, Ryan said he was better than me, I wanted peace […]

A couple issues in tolerance have come up in the last few days. First, Bill O’Reilly is in some trouble because he went to a restaurant in Harlem and was genuinely surprised that it was similar to restaurants run by black people. If you actually listen to the segment, its really funny, because […]

More politics:
You should REALLY read this.  It’s a good article.
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1663424,00.html?cnn=yes

So, the last few of my posts have been political, so I decided to make this one about everyone’s favorite subject: Celebrities.  I’m going to assume that Celebrities aren’t as smart as I am, so I’ve decided to put out a few suggestions for how they could avoid trouble.
Martha Stewart:  She played her cards right […]