A man once said to me, “These cough drops have your entire daily dose of Vitamin C!”
And I said, “That’s good. I’ve been trying to fight off scurvy lately.”
I don’t usually do it on purpose, but I often just restate something in a reasonable way, that ruins their hopes and dreams. Or at least, makes […]
There are people around campus who are wanting a 24 hour help desk. Mostly, this is the drunken and belligerent staff members, but there are some who reasonably want it. Of course, due to circumstances which I probably shouldn’t mention, this may end up some of the help desk staff being laid off. Tim is […]
Well, the Olympics are done now. Germany got more medals, total and gold and silver, than the United States of America. Now, I know in my previous post, I mentioned that America ruled, but I still can’t bring myself to care about this. The Olympics just aren’t exciting anymore, plus I don’t like to watch […]
Most of my thousands of readers have already heard my statistics story, but I figured I would preserve it forever here in the mausoleum of poor taste. I was in my Statistics 375 class, ANOVA, about 20 minutes until the end of class. Phil (professor) finishes his sentence, and says “That’s the end of Chapter […]
These days, the “cool” thing is to hate on America. It’s just like smoking, if you aren’t doing it, you aren’t cool. Possibly it’s just a fad, but maybe it’s not. We know a lot more than the previous generations, but we’re just as stupid. Well, I’m gonna take a stand on this, and dare […]
I was thinking this over, and my life is pretty much the same as Jason’s. My father was the king of a great empire, and his half-brother overthew him. Naturally, I was raised by a family of Centaurs, teaching me their ways. Later, I came back to reclaim the throne. He was like, “Go get […]
Well, I represented old school at Garet’s. It was just Garet, Jennifer, and myself. Garet eventually kicked us out, but at least we got the conversation:
“I’ll come over there and mount you. If you want me to mount you, I’ll mount you!” –J
“Please, no….don’t mount me” –G
This is funny stuff, eh? You see, in my […]
Kai got his web server working again. Which is nice, so I’ll probably send him some sort of gift basket. I always liked the ones with fruit in them, but then your like, “What am I going to do with all this fruit?” And then I’m like, “It’s just fruit, dude, let it go.” And […]
The posts, they are a-changing. In this one, I’ve decided to resort to self-defense and complaining. I’ve got too much work to do before spring break. A couple papers, a couple tests, a few homework assignments, its gonna be an awesome 3 days. Meanwhile, I have this research paper for my JINS class. I was […]
Remember, kids, inordinately verbose morphemes beget recherché appellations. Ok, I went home. I came back, end of story. I had noticed in my absence, that vegetarians must spend a lot of time coming up with justifications for their lifestyle, because it doesn’t make any sense with common sense. They like to say “I like animals. […]