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Archive for August, 2007

An amazing day

Sunday, August 12th, 2007

Well, guess who recovered some 40 old posts from his old blog and is posting them shortly?  It was me.  And it’s all thanks to Ian Monroe and his crazy “Linux,” as he calls it.
Mad Props to Ian on this one.
I’m importing all the posts, and once I figure out how to properly set the […]

To the Guy Yelling in JC Penney

Wednesday, August 8th, 2007

Dear Hillbilly Douche in the JC Penney,
I know that when you were walking through the children’s  clothing section and yelled loudly “Let’s get these coats. I’m fucking hungry. God Damn! Harna Harna Ha,” you likely considered that you were doing the rest of us a favor.  You thought that we were wondering whether you were […]

How To: Spend a Tuesday

Wednesday, August 8th, 2007

1) Sleep late, because I can.
2) Watch TV while eating some lunch
3) Do some boring things with a job search
4) Decide being indoors all day makes one a loser…steps outside when a blast of hot air burns most of my skin off.
5) Taking advantage of a lack of fingerprints, Rob a pharmaceutical company nearby.
6) Read […]

Fox News isn’t so bad

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

I just found this awesome article on Fox News. It’s about the new Moller Skycar that is finally going into production. The story is cool, but when I cycled through to the third picture…..well, just read the caption.

I swear, I didn’t make any changes to it. Here’s a link to the original […]

Man Killed in Taco Bell

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

Local Jefferson City resident Warren Markham was killed this morning inside a Taco Bell. The police have arrested Taco Bell Manager Dalton Forrest who claims to have done it because Markham was “thinking INSIDE the bun.”
Ok, that didn’t really happen. But you totally thought that it did. I just really HATE Taco […]

Natural Kiss-assters

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

Two things of interest in this post: First, I submit that Natural disasters probably aren’t as bad as we think. I would imagine that if there weren’t any, we’d be in some serious trouble. I don’t know why, it just seems that way, and if you disagree, you are a fool. […]

Never Forget

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

FACADE STAGEPLAY
Thu Dec 22 02 50 13 2005
GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP
What, Grace… this?
GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it –
TRIP
I know I know I’ll do it right now, alright?!
(Bob knocks on the front door.)
(Bob knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
You know I’ve had to ask you about this several […]