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Archive for September, 2007

History and Opium are the Opiates of the Masses

Saturday, September 29th, 2007

Generally I refrain from just straight up talking about what I did during a certain day, but I like to mention things that happen that are in someway intriguing or distasteful. So, I woke up early and drove to KC with Adam and his fianceé Rachael. He managed to convince her that the […]

My Software

Friday, September 28th, 2007

 I kind of realized that the Hubble space telescope is more than likely some sort of device to ward off alien invasions.  It emits a high pitched squeal that keeps away Neptunians and certain birds.
Go here. 
Ryan and I got in an argument and about software, Ryan said he was better than me, I wanted peace […]

Tolerance in the Animal Kingdom

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

A couple issues in tolerance have come up in the last few days. First, Bill O’Reilly is in some trouble because he went to a restaurant in Harlem and was genuinely surprised that it was similar to restaurants run by black people. If you actually listen to the segment, its really funny, because […]

Sorry, last one

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

More politics:
You should REALLY read this.  It’s a good article.
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1663424,00.html?cnn=yes

Solutions to Popular Scandals

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

So, the last few of my posts have been political, so I decided to make this one about everyone’s favorite subject: Celebrities.  I’m going to assume that Celebrities aren’t as smart as I am, so I’ve decided to put out a few suggestions for how they could avoid trouble.
Martha Stewart:  She played her cards right […]

Mahmoud, You Sly Dog

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

We all heard that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is in the US so that he can address the UN Assembly in New York. Well, he requested permission from authorities in New York (Bloomberg) to visit AND place a wreath honoring the 9/11 victims at ground zero. They denied him that.
What you perhaps did […]

We Interrupt this Broadcast

Monday, September 17th, 2007

To tell you 3 hours of news about O.J. Simpson.  The first 3 years of hearing about his criminal activities wasn’t enough.  the public demands more!  I want to know every detail about what happened.  Was he carrying a gun?  Did he own the memorabilia?  Was this just a conspiracy and that he was set […]

Innocence of My Youth

Friday, September 14th, 2007

As a child I thought as a child and acted like a child and played as a child. And when I became an adult I had that child taken out back and shot. You always have bigger dreams as a kid, but they aren’t necessarily better dreams. For instance, when I was […]

Ok, I’m gonna lay this out for you.

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

I’m just going to lay out the entire political landscape once again, as I have told many of you.  But, I think if I can put this into print, I can just link people to it.
So today was the anniversary of 9/11.  And General Petraeus gave his speech on the condition of the surge in […]

My Left Behind Letter

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

As a fundamentalist Christian, I think that it’s important for me to lay out my Left Behind letter, for all of you unsaved when the rapture is here. As you know by now, after America bombed Iran, this triggered the beginning of the end of the world. And the rapture has happened, and […]