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Admission in F#

Ok, let’s face it. I’m a big star trek fan. I like all of the series except the original, which is still midly funny to watch. I’ve seen every single episode from every single series multiple times and generally enjoy the characters. I’ve been watching DS9 again, and every now and again you see a scene, where you’re like “Now I remember why these actors chose Star Trek.”

Because they’re terrible actors

Yes, I can admit it. Even as a fan, I can admit that these really aren’t the tops in the actor categories. They don’t win a lot of emmys (maybe scott bakula has).
Let’s take a look at some of the better emotions here.
First, Death
Jadzia Dax really knows how to die with class. She is on fire, but still is trying to avoid breaking the egg in her mouth. To be fair, this isn’t an emotion that often needs to be portrayed.
Evil Possession
The acting in this episode is so damn painful to watch. He has been possessed by a hardened criminal that can’t act for crap.
Contemplative Partying
I..uhh..I just can’t. NEXT
Subtle Realization
What’s my motivation?
You’re surprised!
I can do that.
Fear
To be perfectly honest…no one has ever looked more frightened than that old man right there. Really, I’m impressed.
Constipation
Sorry, that joke was terrible.
Well, there it is. Proof that you don’t need good acting to have a great show.
Last note to follow-up, mostly for Garet, about the iPhone. Rumors have surfaced that the second generation iPhone will be out in September at the price of $249. So, if you bought one….let’s just say “You egg is busted.”

5 Responses to “Admission in F#”

  1. Garet Says:

    Never a disappointment, your blog. I enjoy being mocked on this site.

  2. Kai Schaller Says:

    I think Garet just got iPhowned!

  3. Ludacris Says:

    Bitch!

  4. Andy Says:

    Although, in all honesty, the acting on “Enterprise” was about 1000 times worse than on “DS9″…

    Is it bad that I can tell that picture of Sisko at the end is from the final episode? I think it is…

  5. Mark Says:

    That is really lame Andy. And yet awesome.

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