Tolerance in the Animal Kingdom
A couple issues in tolerance have come up in the last few days. First, Bill O’Reilly is in some trouble because he went to a restaurant in Harlem and was genuinely surprised that it was similar to restaurants run by black people. If you actually listen to the segment, its really funny, because he acts like he’s doing them a big favor by showing what normal people they are, but turns out looking like a real idiot because he thought all black people acted exactly like Tech N9ne.
The second issue deals with something I saw on the democratic debate. John Edwards was talking about how much gays are discriminated against in today’s society. And I figured that this was probably true, but only because they are a fairly significant minority. So, you make gays more populous and everyone will be used to them, and discrimination becomes a thing of the past. The way to do this isn’t to turn people gay, just to make more people LOOK gay. It doesn’t really matter what anyone does in their personal life, I’m all about tolerance. In order to shore up the numbers, The following acts are now considered gay:
Eating at any restaurant with the word “Cafe” in the name
Carrying anything that isn’t a weapon or booze.
Listening to Barry Manilow
Talking in full sentences
I think that should do it.
You know who isn’t very tolerant? Wild animals. They’re complete jerks. You see on movies that animals learn to “be afraid” of humans, because we’re so damn evil and disruptive (Lost World, The Last Adventure of Pylar Beck) Anyway, I was thinking about this, isn’t it more likely that animals are just jerks. They run from EVERYTHING anyway. It turns out people who think animals run from humans because we’re evil, are just pompous and self-centered. “That animal isn’t running because of some instinct, it’s because it has known many bad men in its day.” Wow, get ahold of yourself. Animals are jerks, case closed.