Ebullition
I was just thinking that evolution is fairly inefficient because otherwise, I should be able to crush a bowling ball with my jaw by now. But, then again, if it were too efficient, everything else on the planet would have died out. So it’s a win-lose situation.
Maury: “Now, Science, you say your 3 month old baby boy, modern genetics, is the child of Greg, who is back stage right now.”
Science: “Ya, that’s right Maury, LOOK AT HIM, THEY LOOK THE SAME!! *%#$ #$%^.
Maury: “Let’s bring him out! Greg!”
%$#^ #$%#$%&*
….
Maury: “Gregor Mendel….You ARE the father of modern genetics!”
Maybe that joke wasn’t worth it, but I would have watched it.
August 16th, 2008 at 8:17 am
Epic.
August 27th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Just so you know, this does not qualify as a post.
August 27th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Also, I think that would mean Mendel’s career as a monk would be pretty much over.